Los Angeles, CA—Black Lives Matter has been the country’s premier racial justice organization since the Civil War, focusing on ending white supremacy and police brutality. They have recently attempted to expand their magnanimous operation into Africa, as the continent and its wonderful countries are home to many people in the BLM movement, and actually all people ever, according to Charles Darwin. As such, it was deemed the logical place to move the movement, especially since Africa’s cultural practices dovetail nicely with BLM protesting guidelines. However, the organization’s leadership recently decided against the planned development, upon discovering there are no white police present in any of the proposed countries.
“With BLM’s concentration on eliminating police, and especially those of a white nature, we have decided Ethiopia, Nigeria and Somalia will no longer be considered for new chapters,” co-founder Patrisse Khan-Cullors revealed in a recent interview. “Since they are already without white police, we can’t improve these countries, but we can use them as paradigms for the US and other countries that are less enlightened.”
Some of the organization’s members were disappointed by the announcement, but with the ultimate goal being to create a better United States, they realized they should trust their beneficent leaders. Patrisse Khan-Cullors demonstrated the reason for confidence in BLM leadership and foresight by purchasing homes in each of the previously proposed countries, in case the demographics change and racist white police pop up.
